{"title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-david-bowie-quotable-notable-greeting-card","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild David Bowie Quotable Notable Greeting Card","description":"Dynamic performer David Bowie is the perfect way to let someone know that you support their metamorphosis new career, new baby, new creative endeavor ch-ch-change is good, Put on your red shoes, lean back on your radio, and send someone this awesome David Bowie card! They'll love it.Quotable Notable die-cut greeting card sets feature the portrait of a famous figure on the front and a mini biography on the back, while the inside is blank. Each card also includes a sticker sheet and envelope!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44468273578150,"sku":"UPG11-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg11-1.jpg?v=1709224461"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-sherlock-holmes-greeting-card","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Sherlock Holmes Greeting Card","description":"Now you can send Sherlock Holmes himself to deliver your clues and urgent messages with this handsome Quotable Notable card. Quotable Notable die-cut greeting card sets feature the portrait of a famous figure on the front and a mini biography on the back.\nNo time to write? There's a sticker sheet of quotes and images with friendly greetings like \"Happy Birthday!\" and \"Good Luck!\"Tuck your best wishes into the envelope (included!), add a stamp, and mail.Now prepare for heartfelt thanks... probably by text.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44468273709222,"sku":"UPG16-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg16-1.jpg?v=1709224592"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-jane-austen-jigsaw-puzzle","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Jigsaw Puzzle","description":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Jigsaw Puzzle is a 1,000-piece puzzle that features quotes from Austen's novels. The quotes are rendered in a hand-drawn style, and the puzzle is full of color and detail.The puzzle is a great way to celebrate the work of Jane Austen, and it is also a challenging and rewarding puzzle to complete.The puzzle is made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, a company that is known for its high-quality and stylish products. The company is committed to sustainable practices, and all of its products are made in the United States.If you are looking for a challenging and rewarding puzzle to complete, The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Jigsaw Puzzle is a great option. It is also a great way to celebrate the work of Jane Austen.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44468273840294,"sku":"UPG08-BOB","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg08.jpg?v=1709224219"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-pan-am-passport-to-london-mini-notebook","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Pan Am Passport to London Mini Notebook","description":"The Pan Am London Notebook is a charming notebook that features art from an original mid-century Pan Am travel poster. The poster depicts a couple walking down a London street, with the city's iconic landmarks in the background. The notebook is pocket-sized, with 48 lined pages and a sturdy paper cover.The notebook is perfect for travelers, writers, or anyone who loves vintage design. It is also a great gift for anyone who is planning a trip to London.The notebook is made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, a company that is known for its high-quality and stylish products. The company is committed to sustainable practices, and all of its products are made in the United States.If you are looking for a unique and stylish notebook, the Pan Am London Notebook is a great option. It is also a great way to show your love of vintage travel and Pan Am.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44468274233510,"sku":"UPG02-BOB","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg02.jpg?v=1709224201"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-john-lennon-quotable-notable-greeting-card","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild John Lennon Quotable Notable Greeting Card","description":"Thanks to this fab Quotable Notable card of the former Beatle, now John Lennon can be your bandmate. Quotable Notable die-cut greeting card sets feature the portrait of a famous figure on the front and a mini biography on the back.No time to write? There's a sticker sheet of quotes and images with friendly greetings like \"Happy Birthday!\" and \"Good Luck!\"Tuck your best wishes into the envelope (included!), add a stamp, and mail.Now prepare for heartfelt thanks... probably by text.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44629678227622,"sku":"UPG12-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg12-1.jpg?v=1709224559"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-english-royalty-tea-cup","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild English Monarchs Royalty Tea Cup","description":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild English Royalty Tea Cup is a charming and unique tea cup that features debossed images of every king and queen of England, from Alfred the Great to Elizabeth II. The cup is made of porcelain and is dishwasher and microwave safe. It holds 9 ounces of liquid and is inspired by the shape of a traditional Japanese tea cup. The cup is a great way to show your love of English history and culture. It is also a perfect gift for any tea lover.The cup comes in a gift box, making it a perfect gift for any occasion.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44629678260390,"sku":"UPG07-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg07.jpg?v=1709224219"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-sherlock-holmes-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Sherlock Holmes Mug","description":"We designed our Sherlock Holmes mug with plenty of details for the keen observer – Holmes quotes, rules of deduction, intriguing images, and Sidney Pagets' portrait of the world's only consulting detective!Comes in its own gift box.Holds 14 oz \/ 400mL. Dishwasher and microwave safe.Capacity((0.38l,(Height-90mm,(Length-90mm))","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44629679177894,"sku":"UPG17-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg17-1.jpg?v=1709224625"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-jane-austen-suds-and-sensibility-bath-soaps","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Suds and Sensibility Bath Soaps","description":"Jane Austen Suds and Sensibility Bath Soaps are a delightful way to cleanse and pamper yourself. The soaps are made with natural ingredients, including shea butter, buttermilk, and lavender essential oil. They are also cruelty-free and vegan.This classic scent is both relaxing and refreshing. It is perfect for a long soak in the tub at the end of a long day. This romantic scent is perfect for a special occasion. It is also known for its mood-boosting properties. This soap is perfect for those with sensitive skin. It is also a good choice for those who prefer a more natural scent. The soaps are also available in a variety of gift sets, making them a perfect gift for any Jane Austen fan.If you are looking for a luxurious and relaxing bath experience, Jane Austen Suds and Sensibility Bath Soaps are the perfect choice.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44629679210662,"sku":"UPG03-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg03.jpg?v=1709224219"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-sherlock-holmes-passport-sized-mini-notebook","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Sherlock Holmes Passport Sized Mini Notebook","description":"Sherlock Holmes' notebook is a valuable tool for the detective. It is where he records his observations, deductions, and plans. The notebook is also a way for Holmes to keep track of the many cases that he is working on at once.Holmes' notebook is typically a simple affair, with plain pages and a leather cover. However, the contents of the notebook are far from simple. Holmes uses his notebook to record every detail of a case, from the smallest observation to the most complex deduction. He also uses the notebook to sketch out his theories and to develop plans for investigation.Holmes' notebook is a testament to his incredible intellect and his meticulous attention to detail. It is also a reminder of his dedication to solving even the most challenging cases.Holmes' notebook is an essential tool for the detective. It helps him to keep track of his cases, to develop his theories, and to solve even the most challenging mysteries.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44629681340582,"sku":"UPG01-BOB","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg01-1.jpg?v=1709224201"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-william-shakespeare-greeting-card","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild William Shakespeare Greeting Card","description":"A blank, diecut notecard of Shakespeare with a color sticker sheet for you to dress it up, and customize for any occasion.Stickers include funny sayings, quotes, and traditional birthday and holiday messages. Create your own card!Envelope included. Card is 8.75\" tall, and 4\" wide.Write a note and then stand the card upright on a flat surface for display! It'll remain stationery. Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts. UPG has presents of mind.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44655849865382,"sku":"UPG10-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg10-1.jpg?v=1709224446"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-monty-pythons-foot-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python's Foot Soap","description":"Monty Python's Foot Soap is a novelty soap that is sold as a gift item. It is made with honey and oatmeal, and is stamped with the iconic Monty Python foot logo. The soap is not intended to be used on feet, but is rather a humorous and collectible item.The soap is a reference to the Monty Python sketch \"The Lumberjack Song,\" in which a lumberjack sings about his love for chopping down trees and his hatred for feet. The sketch ends with the lumberjack singing, \"I love to chop down trees, I love to shout hooray, I love to chop down trees, I love to chop them all day! I hate feet! I hate feet! I hate feet!\"Monty Python's Foot Soap is a fun and unique gift for any fan of Monty Python. It is also a great conversation starter.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44719230451878,"sku":"UPG04-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg04.jpg?v=1709224218"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-monty-pythons-lumberjack-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap","description":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap is a fun and unique soap bar that is perfect for any fan of Monty Python. The soap is made with a blend of natural ingredients, including shea butter, coconut oil, and olive oil, and it is scented with a fresh, woodsy fragrance.The soap is decorated with a whimsical image of a lumberjack and the words \"If you're a lumberjack and you're okay, you need Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap. Cut down trees. Eat your lunch. Wash your hands!\"The soap is made in the USA and is not tested on animals. It is a great gift for any lumberjack, Monty Python fan, or anyone who loves a good laugh.To use, simply wet the soap bar and lather your hands, body, or beard. Rinse thoroughly and enjoy the clean, fresh feeling!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44902745407654,"sku":"UPG14-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg14.jpg?v=1710265543"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-lady-macbeths-guest-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap","description":"You'll be the perfect host or hostess when you treat visitors to Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap -- the ideal soap for washing your hands and washing your hands.Fresh milk, cocoa butter scent.Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45750722003110,"sku":"UPG27-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg27.jpg?v=1724342801"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-we-will-wash-you-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers We Will Wash You Soap","description":"Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45750722035878,"sku":"UPG25-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg25.jpg?v=1724342821"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-william-shakespeares-bard-of-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers William Shakespeare's Bard of Soap","description":"Is your social life Tragicall. For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. You need a clean that's fresher than the plague-ridden countryside. All’s well that cleanses well when you use this soap for people with a Groats-Worth of Witte. They'll never write another pamphlet about you.Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45750722101414,"sku":"UPG26-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg26.jpg?v=1724342820"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-monty-python-dish-towel","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Monty Python Dish Towel","description":"Monty Python's Flying Circus Dish Towel, being of the British persuasion, is actually TEA Towel... and Monty Python's, to book. So reach for the tea dish kitchen towel that says, \"And now for something completely different.We use only the finest Monty Python quotes, dew-picked and lovingly printed with dozens of iconic illustrations.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45832108343462,"sku":"UPG23-BOB","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg23.jpg?v=1727189731"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-shakespeare-insults-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Shakespeare Insults Mug","description":"From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England – His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. Some of our favorites are: \"Oh gull, O dolt, As ignorant as dirt\" \"lump of foul deformity\" \"Thou art a boil, a plague sore\" and the puzzling \"Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog.\" All in all, there are 30 Shakespearian insults on the mug. So don't be \"light of brain\" or a \"beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave\" - Get one today! Comes in its own gift box. Holds 14 oz \/ 400mL. Dishwasher and microwave safe.Capacity((0.38l,(Height-90mm,(Length-90mm))","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46408282996902,"sku":"UPG21-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg21.jpg?v=1748887235"},{"product_id":"jane-austen-tea-towel","title":"Jane Austen Tea Towel","description":"The Jane Austen Tea Towel shows tea-time fare of the Regency era (1811-1820) as well as Austen family Wedgwood ware (with oak leaf pattern). A pot of hot tea (with cream and sugar) and the warm currant rout-cake served beside a tart with fresh strawberries will entice you to join the party. 17.25\" x 25.5\" (45cm x 65cm), 100% cotton, 100% welcome Quick-Drying, Hanging Loop.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46440674001062,"sku":"UPG29-BOB","price":14.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg29.jpg?v=1750337445"},{"product_id":"jane-austen-regency-finery-heat-changing-mug","title":"Jane Austen Regency Finery Heat-Changing Mug","description":"Consider this a formal introduction to Jane Austen’s REGENCY FINERY Heat-Transforming Mug. When the mug is cool, it is ringed with five becoming young ladies, each in her walking attire and bonnet. When the mug is warm, the young ladies change into lovely evening attire. On behalf of this charming mug in its own gift box, we thank you and send compliments to your mother. Holds 12 oz.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46440676982950,"sku":"UPG28-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg28.jpg?v=1750337478"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-jane-austen-greeting-card","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen Greeting Card","description":"Start your own epistolary novel by writing a letter with our Jane Austen notecard. Quotable Notable die-cut greeting card sets feature the portrait of a famous figure on the front and a mini biography on the back.No time to write? There's a sticker sheet of quotes and images with friendly greetings like \"Happy Birthday!\" and \"Good Luck!\"Tuck your best wishes into the envelope (included!), add a stamp, and mail.Now prepare for heartfelt thanks... probably by text.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56033838530726,"sku":"UPG13-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg13-1.jpg?v=1765980571"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-monty-python-quotes-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Quotes Mug","description":"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! (Unless you’re holding The Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s original Monty Python mug.)Spiny Norman. A sheep (trouble is sheep are very dim). Quotes from the iconic series and films. PLEASE! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more!Capacity((0.38l,(Height-90mm,(Length-90mm))","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56082190106790,"sku":"UPG15-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg15-1.jpg?v=1767997589"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespeare-insults-jigsaw-puzzle-1000-pieces","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespeare Insults Jigsaw Puzzle (1000 Pieces)","description":"UPG’s formidable Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle is more Shakespearean and more insulting than any other – with invective from every single play in which the Bard is known to have had a hand!UPG’s jigsaw puzzles have 1,000 pieces with a snug fit – fun for adults and or older kids who are just a little too grown-up for their own good!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56091398832294,"sku":"UPG09-BOB","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg09.jpg?v=1768336173"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-much-ado-about-nothings-sticky-notes","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Much Ado About Nothings Sticky Notes","description":"When you've written 38 plays and 154 sonnets, you have to be really organized. Most people praise William Shakespeare for his use of language, plot, and character -- but we're totally blown away by his ability to keep track of everything. Hundreds of characters... hundreds of locations... and enough plot twists and turns to make a lesser man dizzy. But The Bard stayed on top of things, and you can too, with these Much Ado About Nothings Sticky Notes. They come in a handsome 3 1\/4\" X 4 1\/4\" booklet that features William Shakespeare himself on the cover. Inside you will find hundreds of sticky notes in varying shapes and sizes and colors. As Shakespeare himself wrote in Much Ado About Nothing: \"Do it in notes!\" UPG Sticky Note Booklets are unique designs tucked into a crush-resistant cover that holds dozens of notes. They also make nice little no-pressure gifts. So go ahead - be the reason someone has a good day!","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765402278,"sku":"UPG32-BOB","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg32.jpg?v=1779960202"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-winnie-the-pooh-hunny-soap","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Winnie the Pooh Hunny Soap","description":"If you went to a very muddy place and rolled and rolled - or you've got a lot of honey on your nice clean paws - you need Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny Soap. Honey-scented, with oatmeal for scrubbing, it makes a charming gift... or the ideal guest soap for your sticky visitors. Now then, into the bath, and don't let me have to speak to you about it again. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps! FOAM SWEET FOAM soaps are very nice as a gift or a guest soap.\nPonder. Rinse. Repeat. 2 oz. \/ 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765369510,"sku":"UPG33-BOB","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg33.jpg?v=1779960189"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-shakespeare-magnetic-personality","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Shakespeare Magnetic Personality","description":"Let this master of the theater be a master of your puppet theater! What new plays might Shakespeare have devised in states unborn and accents yet unknown? The answer is in your hands! Or on your hand. Your finger, more specifically. A Magnetic Personality is a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge or locker. Each design is a detailed, original plush portrait with a mini bio tag of essential dates, key facts, and a quotable quote. Every Magnetic Personality captures a remarkable individual – because they’re characters with real character!(Approx. 4” \/ 10 cm tall).","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765500582,"sku":"UPG34-BOB","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg34.jpg?v=1779960272"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-holmes-magnetic-personality","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Holmes Magnetic Personality","description":"This Holmes finger puppet is on the trail of crime, and there's no end to the mysteries he'll uncover in puppet show adventures of your devising. Let this little Holmes startle your friends by revealing that while they observe, they do not see. A Magnetic Personality is a puppet on your finger and a magnet on your fridge or locker. Each design is a detailed, original plush portrait with a mini bio tag of essential dates, key facts, and a quotable quote.Every Magnetic Personality captures a remarkable individual – because they’re characters with real character! (Approx. 4” \/ 10 cm tall).","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765467814,"sku":"UPG35-BOB","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg35.jpg?v=1779960272"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-literary-dog-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Literary Dog Mug","description":"Seven breeds of dog. Seven dog-loving quotes from famous authors. Come in from the wet and cold, shake off, and sit by the heater, absent-mindedly scratching your best friend behind the ears. (Dogs like that, too.) The Literary Dog mug comes in its own gift box, ready to give to your other favorite companion. Featuring quotes from: Erma Bombeck, Langston Hughes, Aldous Huxley, Will Rogers, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, and Kurt Vonnegut. 12 oz \/ 350 mL.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765566118,"sku":"UPG36-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg36.jpg?v=1779960189"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-literary-cat-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Literary Cat Mug","description":"This mug is for the true Cat Person in your life – especially if they are also a real Book Person. This calico-cat-colored mug features nine cat silhouettes and nine quotes from prominent men and women of letters who cannot resist a kitten. Gaze fondly at the witty and surprising words of cat-fanciers the likes of Emily Brontë, L.M. Montgomery, Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, Robertson Davies, Michel de Montaigne, and Hippolyte Taine... Our Literary Cat mug is for everyone who loves to settle down with a cozy book and a good cat and vice-versa. Comes in its own gift box. 12 oz \/ 350mL.","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765533350,"sku":"UPG37-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg37.jpg?v=1779960202"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-tea-madness-scented-candle","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Tea \u0026 Madness Scented Candle","description":"Whether you cannot resist following large white rabbits - or you've been summoned by the Queen - take a moment to light a candle and revel in the ambience of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - captured in every Curiouser and Curiouser whiff! Coconut Milk, Lemon Zest, Shortbread, a Splash of Earl Grey, and Much of a Muchness. 7 oz. glass jar with a lid. Soy wax blend. Up to 30 hour burn time","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765664422,"sku":"UPG38-BOB","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg38.jpg?v=1779960175"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-jane-austens-finest-lip-balm","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jane Austen's Finest Lip Balm","description":"Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth.Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56266765631654,"sku":"UPG40-BOB","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg40.jpg?v=1779960175"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-henry-viii-wives-heat-changing-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Henry VIII Wives Heat-Changing Mug","description":"History comes alive with our remarkable Disappearing Wives of Henry VIII Mug. This large mug features images of King Henry and all six of his wives. When you pour in any hot beverage, the poor wives vanish, leaving behind their outlines, names, and the manner in which they departed Henry's company. Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard were executed. Catherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves got divorced. Jane Seymour died. And Katherine Parr was the lucky winner by being widowed. This is one amazing mug, and is sure to fascinate you every time.Capacity((0.38l,(Height-90mm,(Length-90mm))","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56424254242982,"sku":"UPG18-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg18.jpg?v=1777406317"},{"product_id":"the-unemployed-philosophers-jane-austen-quotes-mug","title":"The Unemployed Philosophers Jane Austen Quotes Mug","description":"Now the other half of the world will understand your pleasures! The Jane Austen mug is just the thing for women of independent means and superior men. It features her image, as well as a pleasing collection of quotes and excerpts from her work.Whether you're meeting with the book club or the board of directors, UPG's Literary Mugs make a welcome addition to your café culture. Now you can enjoy coffee in the morning, afternoon tea, or hot chocolate at bedtime – and never be far from the writers you love.Capacity((0.38l,(Height-90mm,(Length-90mm))","brand":"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56468666908838,"sku":"UPG24-BOB","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0523\/4265\/3094\/files\/upg24.jpg?v=1778773780"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bestofbritishnbpt.com\/collections\/the-unemployed-philosophers-guild.oembed?page=2","provider":"Best of British NBPT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}