# The Unemployed Philosophers We Will Wash You Soap

Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

## Details

- **Price:** 3.95 USD
- **Vendor:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Type:** Men
- **Tags:** Bath, Gender_Men, Health & Beauty, Soap

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
|---------|-------|-----------|
| Default Title | 3.95 USD | In stock |

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> Updated: 2026-08-14